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 Burning Man is in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada, August 30 through September 6, 2004.  This year's theme is "Vault of Heaven"

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Progress

July 17, 2004: Cut all the dimensional steel for the Roman numerals on the big clock.  Now to strip the rust off, prime, and paint white so they will reflect the various colors of El Wire.

July 14, 2004:   20 Pounds of colorful seed beads arrived for the hourglasses.  A hefty expense but we can't risk using anything that will get stuck if condensation occurs within.  Sealed up the first one and gave it a spin... Wow!  Super fun hypnotic instant gratification!  You won't be able to keep your hands off of them has they hiss and drain out the colors.  We thought about reducing the hole size in the middle to slow the tide of the beads, but it is much more interactive this way draining in 20 seconds or so and holding your attention long enough to want to give them another spin.  That's with the 1" hole, the one attached the the NanoRover.  The hourglass on the Time Vault has a 3/4" passage so the beads may take longer. 

Umbrella over the NanoRover will be upside down to look like a colorful communications dish and mounted over the trailer hitch.  Roman numerals being installed around the main clock on the Time Vault.  Dimensional steel is rusty but strong... better go and get that tetanus booster shot!

July 10, 2004:  Mutation Alert!  The rear trailer which represents "The Past" has mutated.  The beer cooler on a trailer concept is out.  Thanks to Rat for his donation of time, advice, and bike parts.  We are now building a "wheel of time" that is a non-ride-able art concept with a single bicycle wheel at the center which will be touching the playa surface, with images of the past suspended in the spokes.  This is sandwiched between two plywood circles just under the same size with holes in them to allow the spinning images to appear through them from both sides.  It is mounted on a hacked upside-down bike frame towed behind the Time Vault.  Mounted within or without this important part of our trilogy are white strobe lights which will create a stop-motion silent movie effect of the images and movement of the wheel.  No el wire or other lights on it as it is representing the past, or more importantly, our perception of the past.  Flek Stone paint with black accents will be applied to give it a stone age look.

July 5, 2004:  The white primer gives the time tractor a cool NASA look.  Black and white with the green circuit boards.  Some black lettering in a strange space language would be cool.  Maybe add some gold foil and fake solar panels, an upside-down umbrella as a shade-providing satellite dish?  We're now starting to let our creative minds flow away from the fact that the base vehicle is a mini-tractor.  Maybe a new name will help.  Any suggestions?  How 'bout "The NanoRover"?

July 3, 2004:  Independence Day weekend and everybody is pitching in!  Thanks to John and Joey for the upholstery and rivet-rivets. I'm looking forward to seeing the work that artist Cindy will contribute too!  You can see below that the sturdy flag pole donated by Mr. Fixit will help our "freak flag fly".  The wind generator is lightweight and reliable only if balanced properly.  We wrapped it's pole with strobed el wire for a stop motion effect at night.

The white primer also gives some "pop" to the clock hands.  You can see how the word "now" is becoming more clear.  The "X" framing in the middle of the "O" will be painted a neutral playa beige so it does not detract.  Thanks to Joey for his work on the first cozy bench seat on the left.  Nap tested, playa approved!

Now for some techie discoveries: The time tractor that hauls the mutant vehicle represents the future and is covered with raw, useless circuit boards. There will be important looking tubes, artwork, and el wire between them.  They will be dotted with the 100 violet LED's grouped in series circuits of 3 each. and those grouped into more parallel circuits and control all of them with a 10 channel chaser sequencer kit I built. The overall effect will be rows of LED's chasing forwards or backwards to create the illusion of faster or slower movement of the time travel vehicle.

     June 28, 2004: Mr Fixit does it again!  With one more visit to his Xanadu of parts, he picked off over 14 items on our "Got Stuff?" list plus a care package of tons more.  Thanks, Mr. Fixit, for another wonderful afternoon of discovery!  

The raw circuit boards are just the thing for the futuristic exterior of the time tractor.  The huge flagpoles will support the earth flag and windmill with strobing el wire for a stop-motion effect.  I was so glad to find the earth flag on ebay because I almost went with the United Nations flag to manifest the unification of the future.  I'd rather address things globally than politically.

    

June 19, 2004:  Bonus thank you's to Mike at Coolight West for taking lots of time with me to make sure my El Wire order was right on.  It's so great doing business with a guy who gets excited about your project.  Great prices too.  Now for the fun lighting phase of the construction.  I'm told by Funhouse Productions that their Cat-09 10-channel sequencer is being mass produced and should arrive next month.  It's the only el wire sequencer with that many channels and we're designing the clock sequencing around its anticipated arrival.

Here's how the hourglasses came together:

 

The outrageous megaphone gift from Joey, Bill, Deb, and Keith will be great when driver tells passengers to prepare for time travel, or perhaps anybody can grab the microphone and just shout at the hourglass, also known as "time management". Sound waves should deflect outward and back around to the Time Vault in the same way running water hugs the outside of an overflowing glass.

June 16, 2004: All hale BoomBox, merger of metals!  I think professional welders like BoomBox are magicians and alchemists.  Thanks, BB, for your contribution in welding on the seat, trailer hitch, hourglass support, and steering wheel.  Ours will be the welds that DON'T break on the playa!  It was also good to get your assessment of the load capacity.  We're glad you think the load capacity is sufficient for Burning Man style people-moving.  If anybody needs to hire a welder, we've got the man for you!

June 6, 2004: Sun shade and "swim noodle" safety padding installed. You can see on the left below that the first of the two hourglass sand timers is attached.  The PVC pipe pivot may be too weak once they are filled.  I'll take Mr. Fixit's advise and switch to steel electrical conduit.  I've experimented with beads, sand, even cuscus to fill them!  The mini tractor is looking more wacky as I add lights, raw electrical circuit boards, and odd controls... very futuristic!  Idea:  Run a corrugated plastic hose from the time vault to the driver with funnels on the ends for a low tech "talk to the future" option.

May 30, 2004:  With wife and kids visiting Grandma, I'm making great strides on the clock hands.  Thanks to Joey for helping me make a wire jig so they are all bent the same way, and to Lauren for the idea about making one of them a snake sticking out his tongue.  Perhaps that will be the one that points to The Man at the top.  So far, the 3.2 millimeter green el wire looks the brightest so maybe all the clock hands can be green.  I'm sure having fun playing with that stuff.  Thanks again, Mr. Fixit!  

Click here to play a tiny movie of how the sequencer changes the lights

May 23, 2004:  Special thanks to Mr. Fixit, Creator of the Big Giant Head who donated 15 items on the Got stuff? list as well as a ton of other super cool materials!  He removed many barriers, created new opportunities, and donated much of a Sunday afternoon with sage mechanical advice.  When he says things like "dimensional stability" I know I should take heed!  So far, we have focused on things that represent time: clocks, sundials, hourglasses, etc.  We would love to hear your thoughts on the artistic representation of the EXPERIENCE of time.  What do you think? 

Tractor (manifests the future):

 The top of the tractor will be another sundial, little flags of all nations will be everywhere.  There will be a back-lighted 4 foot tall hourglass with colored beads in it mounted to the front on a friction spindle, we hope people will not be able to keep their hands off of it... timeplay at it's best!.  The "future" theme of it will be enhanced with an "international spacestation" look.

 

Center Time Vault Trailer (manifests the present):

There will be another 4 foot tall hourglass mounted to the front-middle of the time vault trailer over the tongue the supports there form a cross-section "X" which will be el-wire lighted as the burning man insignia.

 

 The front and back clocks are gone and replaced with one on the side, non rotating 50 inch el wire clock.  To the left and right of it will be Large copper letters "N" and "W" to spell the word "nOw" with the clock as the letter "O".

 

Inflatable couch removed and replaced by low profile bench seating on left and right of trailer ends facing each other with a round cocktail table in the middle with a top that is a sundial.

 

There will be panic buttons, lights and a little steering wheel for the forward facing passenger to give them the illusion of control over their destination.

 

Third beer cooler trailer (manifests the past):

will be mounted on something like one of those baby strollers with big wheels that attach to the backs of bicycles.  Good suspension was recommended by Mr. Fixit so the beer won't get shaken up too badly.  Anything here that can represent "the past" will be implemented in decoration.

May 13, 2004:  How do you build a perfect circle?  Build a perfect square first!  I am haunted by my nagging high school geometry teacher as we move forward with the construction of the clock frames.  It's funny how the gleaming copper pipe reminds me of  H.G. Wells' time machine.  I posted a message on the burning man BBS looking for artistry skills.  There is a chance that my highly skilled sister will join in for the final painting phase in August.  Here is a picture:

A lot of cross-bracing is necessary to support such a lightweight structure. The "X" in front may support an illuminated image of "the man". The first copper clock frame for the mini-tractor is in the back of the picture.  We are considering changing the design on the left of the picture to that of a square antique-looking clock.  So it can be viewed from both sides, short lawn chairs may work better.  Any ideas on how to decorate them?  The steering wheel on the left and the panic button on the lower right (actually from the Los Alamos nuclear lab!) may be mounted somewhere so passengers can play with their lack of control over the destination. A custom shade tarp has been ordered.

 

 

May 7, 2004.  Just got back from vacation with a couple of new ideas... To encourage passenger interactivity, lots of chimes, bells, tightened bass guitar strings, as well as bows and mallets to play them with.  Thanks to Mark K. for his advise on not using the inflatable couch, too many pokey costumes on the playa.  Who has an idea for a lightweight seating system for the Time Trailer?

 

April 15, 2004.  Here's what $76.89 buys at the Pick-N-Pull wrecking yard:

  This junk is expensive!

April 14, 2004.  New drive belts installed.  Then an ignition key switch for which I promptly lost the keys!  Lubed the chassis and changed the oil and gear oil in the tranny.  Replaced the shade sail idea with one of a rotating umbrella with roman numerals on it to simulate yet another timepiece.  The drive train will turn a rod within the steel mounting pipe with a friction clutch for safe and slow spinning.  Cucukoo bird flopping around on a spring was my brother Joey's idea.

Thanks to Ted Nelson of Nelsound Productions for loaning us the welding rig and even giving me a refresher lesson!

April 7, 2004:  We pasted the transparent inflatable couch below to give you an idea of the set up. I love how the picture looks like it is already covered with playa dust!  Safety changes made:  Trailer clock has been moved to front and is transparent so passengers and driver can see each other.  This placement will make boarding near the trailer hitch impossible (safety)..  Cable cross-bracing in back of couch for same purpose and to prevent couch from tipping over backwards.  Going with a NASA white for the base color and decorating with gold foil like they use on satellites might be a good thing.  Deck painted to look like earth surface from space.  Calling all artists!

April 3, 2004:  BurningMan.com announces official pre-registration and we downloaded the application for Mutant Vehicle from the DMV (Department of Mutant Vehicles).  The "Time Share" theme is looking more possible for obtaining approval due to its better safety, cooling (clock does not block engine) and radical night lighting.  Also moving second large "hour hand" of the El Wire clock to the trailer behind the couch so the impression would be that of the hours chasing the minutes across the playa. We are looking in to finding an inflatable couch to cut down on the "time zone trailer" weight.

 

The tiny garden tractor frame is only about five feet long.

March 29, 2004:  I was able to start up the garden tractor after a little tinkering...   Haggy offered a new muffler as the one on her now is just a pipe with holes in it.  The trailer you see it resting on is proposed to be towed by the tractor.  I have not driven it around like that yet, but have installed the ball hitch to a weak looking metal tab... calling all welders!

March 28, 2004:  Thanks to the generosity and vision of Fred, "Haggyman", the launch of the Black Rock Burner Hostel Mutant Vehicle begins today!  My name is Damian, though I may have met you on the BBS of www.BurningMan.com disguised as "Mister Jellyfish Mister".  I am a Virgin to Burning Man so I may have unreasonable expectations of the event or make stupid comments from time to time, kindly bear with me.  To my credit, I have been to the playa a few times.  Thanks for putting up with the ads on this website, I am using one of the free hosting services.  Which reminds me, if you would like to contribute resources, work, ideas, or a donation to this project, please e-mail me at sinktrap@charter.net.

She's a high torque, low speed, five-foot-long garden tractor that will be perfect for our needs.  Now for the fun part... creativity!  What do you think?  I'll share with you some of the ideas Haggy, his son and I discussed, but this is a community project so don't hold back any thoughts or suggestions you have on it.

 

This idea was scrapped due to safety, visbility, and engine cooling concerns:  This year's Burning Man theme, "Vault of Heaven" is an inspiring one.  We talked about surrounding the tractor with the inflatable outside of a children's swimming pool and using El Wire to simulate the nighttime look of a dome over it, kind of like a George Jetson look.  On the trailer we could have a cozy couch with a shade sail or awning above it.  Lining the perimeter of it could be white bed sheets mounted on removable rods and painted by one of the Hostel's fine artists, cut into vertical strips like an air curtain. 

Another idea is to do a time-warp concept.  I'll talk to those in the know about El Wire and find out if we could build a huge skeleton clock frame on either side of the tractor, one for the minute hand and one for the hour hand.  Then, some kind of automatic switch timer. Note: still trying to find a 12 channel sequencer/chaser, if not we will be using a 10 hour clock (we got a kit for that one).  After all, the roman numeral for "10" is "X" and that looks a lot like the Burning Man insignia.  that would light the colorful "hands" of the clocks sequentially.  Slow, fast, even backwards!  Imagine seeing it from the side at night, accelerating to a whopping maximum 5 MPH as the "clock" moves faster in reverse.  Talk about time travel!

Haggy wanted to tie something in to the flags-of-all-nations international theme of the Burning Man Hostel so we could hang clocks on the trailer next to the national flags of each time zone they represent, or vice-versa. It suggests an interactive feature for the riders to do "time play"... setting clocks and alarms all over the vehicle.  Some clocks may have the innerds removed, bashed up with a hammer, and re-inserted under their crystal.   I am inspired by works such as The Persistence of Memory by Salvador Dali.  My wife misunderstood me when I was explaining it and thought I said "Time Share" and suggested that it would be a good name for the mutant vehicle.  What do you think?

Haggy also has an awesome "exhaust whistle" which, if we can get the tractor to kick out enough blow at a high rev, would sound like... well... unbelievable!  Add to that some kooky-spooky ice cream truck music tinkling backwards and interspersed with satellite telemetry and Russian and Chinese mission control talk through a crackling bull horn.

I have read up on what the Department of Mutant Vehicles (DMV) is looking for before they approve a vehicle for the playa, so any insight you can offer on filling out the application would be appreciated!  Safety is our number one priority and the small wheels and low clearance of the trailer is a plus there as well as the slow speed of the garden tractor.

More to follow as I start to interface more with our BM community in Reno/Sparks and abroad.  Cheers to you all!  -Mister Jellyfish Mister

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